We have to fine tune this a little bit for our Icelandic readers:

I've found my Ed for Kerry. *

* I'm of course referring to John Edwards and John Kerry.

I heard of a man called Michael the poor
who married an indian llama.
how beautiful were they when walked down the floor.
That wedding, what opulent drama!

I once knew a man who could manage at once:
a maneating woman and car! *

* Remember: mine is yours and yours is mine.

♪ Where have all the skilled versifiers gone? ♪

I once knew a man who could manage at once:
a maneating woman and car! *
He introduced her to his uncle Alphonse,
and off then drove straight to a bar.

* Remember: mine is yours and yours is mine.

The crook he took the cooking book,
the cook then shook with rage.

The crook he took the cooking book,
the cook then shook with rage.
Then the cool-cat crook said: look!
My crimson hook now is beige.

Once upon a midnight merry
marvelous and gay.

(Örlítill útursnúningur úr Hrafninum)

Once upon a midnight merry
marvelous and gay.
I deemed it neat and necessary
to note what I would say

it is not an easy task
English verse to brew

(breytti)

It is not an easy task,
English verse to brew.
Juggle to me my jolly flask
and join me for some stew.

Red Rose Raimi
Rides a rugged ram.

Red Rose Raimi
Rides a rugged ram.
"lead-hose" lamey
lost his dong in Nam

i haven't slept a wink for weeks
my worries, they are many

i haven't slept a wink for weeks
my worries, they are many
For one, my pallid penis leaks,
plus, I slept with Kenny.

"Let me show you something new",
said the bishop, grinning.

"Let me show you something new",
said the bishop, grinning.
The pass to heaven from him flew
for that dirty sinning.

Lamentable life can be
with little joy included;

Lamentable life can be
with little joy included;
böt on the prerí æ ken sí
ðat æ am nott dælúted.

Evrí næt mæ fæers fleims
flikker in ðe brís.

Evrí næt mæ fæers fleims
flikker in ðe brís.
so stop these silly gayless games
and get down on your knees

English, thou art elder than
the eldest men today

English, thou art elder than
the eldest men today.
Jú ver tolkd bæ Píter Pan
end pæreits hí vúd slei.

Middnæt is ðe madjikk áer,
mor æ vill not sei.

Middnæt is ðe madjikk áer,
mor æ vill not sei.
for Texi gives a golden shower
which gives a kind of magic power

Where that came from, can not tell
could it be the Internet?

Where that came from, can not tell
could it be the Internet?
Æ haf pútt mæ evrí spell
on ðer, só jú níd nott frett.

Iff jú töts mæ æron klöbb
júll önderstend its páer.

Iff jú töts mæ æron klöb
júll önderstend its páer.
Modest cowboy, may I rub
your mighty throbbing tower?

Limericks I like the best
unless they can't be finished.

Limericks I like the best
unless they can't be finished.
Is this a nasty, naughty test?
Not be I diminished

They say that Frenchmen fornicate
much faster than the rest.

They say that Frenchmen fornicate
much faster than the rest
but Sara, Mary, Susan and Kate
say they kiss the best.

I'm wondering about the vote
what it really means?