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risi 20/1/07 02:35

Hér getum við sett texta eða vísur sem eru eftir einhverja aðra,
sem okkur þykir vænt um eða minna okkur á einhvað gott eða vont.

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risi 20/1/07 02:37

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risi 20/1/07 02:54

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risi 20/1/07 03:26

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risi 20/1/07 04:31

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dordingull 20/1/07 05:02

Hver er þessi risi? ‹Klórar sér í höfðinu›
Hef jú séð honum bregða fyrir áður, en í nótt er heldur betur upp á honum stýrið.
Minnir mig einna helst á strandbavian frá Yemen.

Köngulóarapakonungsríkisarftakinn.
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Nornin 20/1/07 11:53

Og hví mælir hann á tungu engla og saxa?

Femme fatale • Puppetmistress • Eigandi Júpíters • 
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dordingull 20/1/07 12:04

Kannski kann hann ekki dönsku.

Köngulóarapakonungsríkisarftakinn.
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Nornin 20/1/07 12:12

Og hvað þá að hann kunni Jiddísku!

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Texi Everto 20/1/07 12:15

Jeg elsker heste
jeg elsker heste
fordi jeg er en cowboydreng
og siger ji-haaaaa-haaaa!

Jeg elsker whisky
jeg elsker whisky
fordi jeg er en drukkenbolt
og siger iiiii-jjaaaaa-haaaaa!

Jeg elsker USA
jeg elsker USA
fordi jeg bor i Texas
og siger Hiiiiii-jaaaa-iiiiii!

Jeg elsker drenge
jeg elsker drenge
fordi jeg er en tøsedreng
og bor ved bruuuugeeeer-baag!

(Har har, det sidste er bare løgn,
jeg vil fandeme bare ha fisser
og bryder mig ikke skid om et snavset bøsserøvhul.
De eneste bøsser jeg elsker er mine Colt femogførrere!
ji-haaaaaaa!)

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Vímus 20/1/07 17:47

OK.

Ég er ekki díler. Ég er læknir, lyfjafræðingur, lyfsali og fjölfíkill! • Þar að auki er ég skipaður Efnavopnaráðherra Baggalútíu
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Tæknileg mistök 23/1/07 22:50

Gott kvöld

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risi 28/1/07 00:57

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risi 28/1/07 08:57

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Tina St.Sebastian 28/1/07 12:18

Kvæði:

...but trust me on the sunscreen

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Þarfagreinir 28/1/07 18:38

Best að skella inn nýlegu kvæði eftir meistara Waits sem vekur hjá mér gæsahúð:

Kvæði:

Young Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay) was only 18 years old,
He was the youngest of nine children, never spent a night away from home.
And his mother held his photograph, opening the New York Times
To see the killing has intensified along the road to peace

There was a tall, thin boy with a whispy moustache disguised as an orthodox Jew
On a crowded bus in Jerusalem, some had survived World War Two
And the thunderous explosion blew out windows 200 yards away
With more retribution and seventeen dead along the road to peace

Now at King George Ave and Jaffa Road passengers boarded bus 14a
In the aisle next to the driver Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay)
And the last thing that he said on earth is "God is great and God is good"
And he blew them all to kingdom come upon the road to peace

Now in response to this another kiss of death was visited upon
Yasser Taha, Israel says is an Hamas senior militant
And Israel sent four choppers in, flames engulfed, tears wide open
And it killed his wife and his three year old child leaving only blackened skeletons

It's found his toddlers bottle and a pair of small shoes and they waved them in front of the cameras
But Israel says they did not know that his wife and child were in the car
There are roadblocks everywhere and only suffering on TV
Neither side will ever give up their smallest right along the road to peace

Israel launched it's latest campaign against Hamas on Tuesday
Two days later Hamas shot back and killed five Israeli soldiers
So thousands dead and wounded on both sides most of them middle eastern civilians
They fill the children full of hate to fight an old man's war and die upon the road to peace

"And this is our land we will fight with all our force" say the Palastinians and the Jews
Each side will cut off the hand of anyone who tries to stop the resistance
If the right eye offends thee then you must pluck it out
And Mahmoud Abbas said Sharon had been lost out along the road to peace

Once Kissinger said "we have no friends, America only has interests"
Now our president wants to be seen as a hero and he's hungry for re-election
But Bush is reluctant to risk his future in the fear of his political failures
So he plays chess at his desk and poses for the press 10,000 miles from the road to peace

In the video that they found at the home of Abdel Mahdi (Shahmay)
He held a Kalashnikov rifle and he spoke with a voice like a boy
He was an excellent student, he studied so hard, it was as if he had a future
He told his mother that he had a test that day out along the road to peace

The fundamentalist killing on both sides is standing in the path of peace
But tell me why are we arming the Israeli army with guns and tanks and bullets?
And if God is great and God is good why can't he change the hearts of men?
Well maybe God himself is lost and needs help
Maybe God himself he needs all of our help
Maybe God himself is lost and needs help
He's out upon the road to peace

Well maybe God himself is lost and needs help
Maybe God himself he needs all of our help
And he's lost upon the road to peace
And he's lost upon the road to peace
Out upon the road to peace.

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Billi bilaði 28/1/07 18:59

Amen.

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Tina St.Sebastian 28/1/07 21:07

Úff. Er þetta á Orphans? ‹Klórar sér í höfðinu›

- Passív-aggressívur erkióvinur ritstjórnarmeðlima hverra nöfn hefjast á 'E' - •  Verndari alls karlkyns- Biskup yfir westurhluta Íslands- Umsjónarmaður, hönnuður, verktaki og æðsta yfirvald í málefnum Torgs Hinnar Heilögu Ritstjórnar-
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