Nokkur Gullkorn frį engum öšrum en Homer Jay Simpson !
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
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I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
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Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that.
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I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming
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It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
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God bless those pagans.
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People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night
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When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get
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Trying is the first step towards failure
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on
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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail
er žessi mašur įritašur į fįlkaoršuna eša hvaš ? (jafnvel žó hann sé ekki aš ķslensku bergi brotin né til ķ sorglegum raunveruleikanum ?)
Stekkur hęš sķna
Jį Hann er mikill snillingur og ętti žar aš leišandi aš fį nóbelsveršlaunin
Žaš vantaši žessa sko.
I“d kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer
Annars er hann holdgervingur manna į jöršinni og ętti aš vera konungur kślunnar.
er žessi mašur įritašur į fįlkaoršuna eša hvaš ? (jafnvel žó hann sé ekki aš ķslensku bergi brotin né til ķ sorglegum raunveruleikanum ?)
Hann og tilvist hans er jafnmikilstašreynd og Baggalśtur