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Hakuchi 30/1/04 21:25

Step Right Up
Step right up
step right up
step right up
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That's right, you too can be the proud owner
Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
One-tenth of a dollar
one-tenth of a dollar
we got service after sales
You need perfume? we got perfume
how 'bout an engagement ring?
Something for the little lady
something for the little lady
Something for the little lady, hmm
Three for a dollar
We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
And a smoke-damaged furniture
you can drive it away today
Act now, act now
and receive as our gift, our gift to you
They come in all colors, one size fits all
No muss, no fuss, no spills
you're tired of kitchen drudgery
Everything must go
going out of business
going out of business
Going out of business sale
Fifty percent off original retail price
skip the middle man
Don't settle for less
How do we do it?
how do we do it?
volume, volume, turn up the volume
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate
Don't be caught with your drawers down
Don't be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, step right up

That's right, it filets, it chops
It dices, slices, never stops
lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn
and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers a pizza
and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise longe for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up
it's only a dollar, step right up

'Cause it forges your signature.
If not completely satisfied
mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery
don't be fooled by cheap imitations
You can live in it, live in it
laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it
Live in it, swim in it
laugh in it, love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets
that's right
And it entertains visiting relatives
it turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts
change your life
change your life
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy
get rid of your wife
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack
see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It's a friend, and it's a companion
And it's the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions
it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust
thighs, chin, midriff
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job
it is a job
And it strips the phone company free
take ten for five exchange
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion
And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business
never needs winding
Never needs winding
never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis
Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
'Cause it's effective, it's defective
it creates household odors
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection
it wins the election
Why put up with painful corns any longer?
It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation
no salesman will visit your home
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot
prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
How do we do it
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end of our going-out-of-business sale
Receive our free brochure, free brochure
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions
batteries not included
Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available
Step right up
step right up
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You got it buddy: the large print giveth
and the small print taketh away
Step right up
you can step right up
you can step right up
C'mon step right up
(Get away from me kid, you bother me...)
Step right up, step right up, step right up
c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Step right up
you can step right up
c'mon and step right up
C'mon and step right up

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Herbjörn Hafralóns 30/1/04 22:08

Hvað er nú þetta? Eitthvað frá ríkisstjórn Baggalútíu kannski?

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Hakuchi 30/1/04 22:58

Tja þetta er....ja hvernig væri nú að gera litla getraun úr þessu. Þetta er texti við skemmtilegt lag í flutningi snillings.

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Herbjörn Hafralóns 30/1/04 23:08

Step right up, Tom Waits af plötunni Small Change frá '76.

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Hakuchi 30/1/04 23:36

Oooooog það var rétt.

‹Veitir Herbirni notaðan Bagatello vindil og uppþvottahanska í verðlaun fyrir afgerandi árangur í að fletta uppi lagatitli á internetinu›

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Herbjörn Hafralóns 30/1/04 23:41

Jú, ég verð víst að játa að ég nýtti mér nútíma aðferðir til heimildaöflunar. Kannski má kalla það svindl þannig að ég get verla tekið við verðlaununum.

[lofar að skemma ekki næstu þraut Hakuchis með svindli]

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Hakuchi 30/1/04 23:52

Jújú taktu þetta blessaður. Þetta átti hvort eð er ekkert að vera getraun.

Hins vegar er athyglisvert að þessi texti er ekki birtur á textablöðungi Small Change, heldur er eftirfarandi tilkynningu að finna:
For the lyrics to "step Right Up" send by prepaid mail a photo of yourself, two dead creeping charlies, and a self adressed stamped envelope to: The tropicana motor hotel, hollywood california c/o Young Tom Waits

Please allow 30 days for delivery.

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Brenjar 31/1/04 02:22

Ég hefði skotið á EPMD, en svona er lífið.

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Tinni 31/1/04 08:35

En hvaða gömludansahljómsveit kvað svo fast að orði á árum áður:

Gotta make to a town that's right for me
A town to keep me movin' keep me groovin' with some energy
Well I talk about it talk about it talk about it talk about it
Well I talk about talk abou talk about movin'
Gotta move on Gotta move on Gotta move on

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feministi 31/1/04 12:13

funky town?

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feministi 31/1/04 12:16

með Lipps Inc. eða hvað?

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Tinni 31/1/04 14:08

Jú, mikið rétt og ótrúlega dýrt kveðin textasmíð og hér er áframhaldandi kveðskapur eftir einhvern sem áleit að bókin um Lísu í Undralandi hefði verið algjör tímaskekkja:

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Call Alice
When she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead,
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head. Feed your head. Feed your head"

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Herbjörn Hafralóns 31/1/04 15:10

Ef minnið svíkur mig ekki þá er þetta texti við lag með Jefferson Airplane.
Grace Slick söng þetta og ég held að lagið heiti White Rabbit og nú er ég ekki að svindla.

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Tinni 1/2/04 13:12

Jæja, best sjá hvað maður kemst langt, með þetta, hér er byrjun í sígildu dægurlagi eftir mikinn lagasmið:

People say I'm the life of the party
'cause I tell a joke or two
Although I may be laughin' loud and hearty
Deep inside I'm blue

So take a good look at my face
You see my smile looks out of place
If you look closer it's easy to trace
(Í þessari línu kemur titill lagsins)

Hvert lagið og hver og hverjir flytja???

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Hakuchi 2/2/04 17:25

Duruduruduruduru....

The Tracks of My Tears með Smokey Robinson.

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Tinni 2/2/04 20:37

Glæsilegt, enda eitt af fáum lögum sem maður fer ósjálfrátt að syngja með, en reynum einn í viðbót:

My baby moves at midnight
goes right on till the dawn
My woman takes me higher
my woman keeps me warm

What you doin' on your back aah
What you doin'on your back aah?
(Í þessari línu kemur titllinn)

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Hakuchi 3/2/04 11:39

Þú átt að daaaansa jáááá.

Diskó. BeeGees. You should be dancing.

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Tinni 3/2/04 16:37

jæja, hérna er eitt textabrot af ógeðslegu lagi úr hnakkaheimum:

This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladies know
What guys talk about
You know
The finer things in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat dress so scandalous
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots
And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots
Not just urban she likes the pop
Cuz she was livin la vida loca

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