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Feiti Einbśinn 23/8/03 04:09

Nokkur Gullkorn frį engum öšrum en Homer Jay Simpson !

Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

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When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman

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I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

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Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, 14% of people know that.

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I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

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I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming

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It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

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God bless those pagans.

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People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night

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When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get

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Trying is the first step towards failure

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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true

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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on

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Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail

er žessi mašur įritašur į fįlkaoršuna eša hvaš ? (jafnvel žó hann sé ekki aš ķslensku bergi brotin né til ķ sorglegum raunveruleikanum ?)

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Marigold 24/8/03 20:35

‹Stekkur hęš sķna›

Jį Hann er mikill snillingur og ętti žar aš leišandi aš fį nóbelsveršlaunin

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Agśrkan 27/8/03 14:57

Žaš vantaši žessa sko.

Tilvitnun:

I“d kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer

Annars er hann holdgervingur manna į jöršinni og ętti aš vera konungur kślunnar.

Hrjśf og hnśšótt hśšin gęfi Agśrkunni sérstaklega ašlašandi yfirbragš ef ekki vęri fyrir fjólublįann blęinn.
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rop 16/9/03 18:46

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Albert Yggarz 7/12/03 21:41

Feiti Einbśinn męlti:

er žessi mašur įritašur į fįlkaoršuna eša hvaš ? (jafnvel žó hann sé ekki aš ķslensku bergi brotin né til ķ sorglegum raunveruleikanum ?)

Hann og tilvist hans er jafnmikilstašreynd og Baggalśtur

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